Mary stood at the edge of the bed, telling me to wake up. I was awake, it was about 6:00 a.m., and was being slow about leaving the warm covers. Mary saw my water bottle by the bed and kindly offered it to me, "Here, Mama! Drink this!"
I hadn't properly latched the lid when I last took a midnight sip.
So, cold water poured fast out of the fat, one-inch diameter spout, soaking my face and pillow. Now there is a way to wake up fast!