Gluten vs. Glutton

You know your five-year-old is a Catholic but not a foodie when . . . 

This week on Taco Night, Mary's eyes fell on the bag of tortilla chips (which just so happen to be naturally gluten-free, not that we eat gluten-free).

The chip bag advertised GLUTEN-FREE.

Her eyes widened and she asked us, alarmed, "The chip company is giving away free sin?!"