Two Ways to Make a Sandwich

This morning John announced a new way he wants to eat his breakfast every single day for the rest of his life. He asked for two frozen waffles with cream cheese (which he calls "cream" for short) spread on one half of each one. Then he would place the waffles together in a sandwich, matching one cream side with a non-cream side, and one non-cream side with a cream side.

You moms know what this five-year-old boy thought of my suggestion that I just spread one waffle with cream cheese and make the sandwich that way.

It's as if I don't even get the artistic geometry of it all.