Sunday, November 4, 2007

Why Don't I Look Like That?

Mrs. Radcliffe gave birth to her baby a month after I gave birth to mine. She just won the NYC marathon. I have walked on my treadmill several times in the last two weeks at four miles per hour, which was really hard. We're like soul sisters.

Radcliffe wins NYC Marathon


10 comments:

  1. Let's face it K, you could never look like that: you're not a blond and you don't wear white gloves ;-)

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  2. Katherine, I think you look BETTER than that!

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  3. I am glad my wife doesn't look like this young lady... no offense to Mrs. Radcliffe.

    She has chiseled away every feminine curve from her body and traded them for a masculine muscle tone that is not flattering for women.

    Her immodest attire is also not very becoming for a lady.

    I will keep my wife, thank you very much.

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  4. Katherine,

    I have to agree with Chris (and not just because I am plump).

    She doesn't look like she has an ounce of fat on her!! That is just creepy!

    Besides it is much nicer to stroll gracefully in feminine skirts than run for your life in what basically amounts to underwear!! LOL

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  5. Yes I agree with Grampa Neil.... I've never seen you wear white gloves. Other than that....

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  6. it does take away that "baby fat" excuse I've been using for the last 5 years. Bummer.

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  7. As the host of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, I spent my life's work among the animals of the safari.

    I can say definitively males of any species are not attracted to this 'marathon chic' look that Mrs. Radcliffe is sporting. And the immodest attire is a big turn off.

    I also know your husband Chris to be a man of incredible intelligence... and I am sure what ever he thinks on this subject is probably correct.

    In my expert opinion, Chris is right and you are wrong… so there!

    Sincerely yours,
    Marlin Perkins

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  8. I get pregnant so fast, way too quickly for a normal person to lose ALL the baby fat... which is oddly covenient! :-)

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  9. What a sweet husband! And, I would have to add that you look much better! Healthy and beautiful and slim without being emaciated. As well, I must agree with everyone who said beautiful feminine clothes are much more attractive on women than running in their under garments!

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